Rilgon의 댓글

FINALLY.

Uh, I mean... Hey, look at that vendor price.

81609의 댓글

Pedobear rejoyces.

152977의 댓글

Sell it to a gnome vendor for a 3 times bigger price.

340122의 댓글

I can't wait to unveil the secrets it holds!

LeviGratton의 댓글

Aw shoot. Not even WoW head knows it's contents.

Guess it's back to the old stand by of Booze, Mind Control Caps and promises of strange gadgets to play with.

Although...I could always try this little gem.

558526의 댓글

how do u get this?

TheAllianceGuy의 댓글

I bet Rilgon wouldn't mind having this to help get Chromie ;P

569209의 댓글

Pedobear stamps his Seal of Approval here!

Also if I was a gnome, i would stay away from bears right now.

554580의 댓글

to bad this isn't for the real world

Spectfade의 댓글

This book is now available from the vendor Brazie Getz in Icecrown Citadel from 브레이지의 비밀이 담긴 검은 고서, available for purchase for 22,000 gold.

avance70의 댓글

PAGE #1

"Roleplaying"

Good roleplaying skills are essential. No Genius Gnomish gal wants a giant bore. Regale her with tales of your future cross-continental adventures:

"You and me, babe, we're gonna fly to Kalimdor, etch our names into the side of Teldrassil and spend the rest of our lives swinging from the trees in Un'Goro Crater."

"Storytelling"

Share stores of your exciting future together! The more implausible, the better. Nothing gets a Gnomish girl excited like an ambitious plan. It also makes for great conversation starters!

"With our brilliant minds combined, we could retake Gnomeregan. ... why haven't we retaken Gnomeregan anyways?"

PAGE #2

"Teasing"

Teasing is the art of making fun of a woman in a humorous way. Be careful, you can easily go too far. Calling her a "Goblin Ganking Gnat" will leave you walking home wearing that Green Gordok Grog you just bought. Try something a bit more subtle.

If she acts childish and refuses to stop jumping onto tables in the middle of the bar try:

"I hear there's an opening for star entertainer at the Stormwind orphanage."

If she won't stop talking about herself playfully try:

"Where's your off switch?"

IMPORTANT NOTE: Gnomish girls do NOT have an off switch. Attempting to find it may result in the loss of life, limbs or wallet.

TamiayTheGnome의 댓글

As a gnome I am completely appalled by this book, now all the goblins won't stop flrting with me and looking for my offswitch!

P.S. HELP! I'm stuck in a tree!

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