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Another item to follow the previous items:
A Steamy Romance Novel
A Steamy Romance Novel: Forbidden Love

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Thank you blizz, maybe this time the lich king will get lucky^^ Or maybe some sensual ghoul love:D

Crafty의 댓글

Unlike previous versions, this copy can only be obtained from the reward bag received from the Northrend fishing dailies.

138326의 댓글

Maybe the main character of the two other books, Marcus will appear in this book as well. Oh I can't wait to read what happens when he meets another woman. oh giggity giggity goo!

EDIT: Confirmed! Marcus Will in fact appear in the book!

17624의 댓글

Hmmm...seeing as you can only get this from fishing, it's time to get wet, baby!

/Yeah you know what i'm talking about.
//Ladies;)
///I'll get my coat.

224011의 댓글

I'm not gonna lie. I want to read the next novel already.

One of the few times I'm hoping to get a gray item.

338755의 댓글

Lol, being a collector of odd things like this book series, I am happy they continue it through the patch. I know I'll be picking this up as soon as possible.

326187의 댓글

I was hoping Blizz would release another one of these books. I wonder what Marcus will hook up with this time XD. Can't wait to get this little grey item, i have the other two books in my bank.

218119의 댓글

I hope this one has a Draenei chick.
/waggle

fantom106의 댓글

oh god please not murlocs
(sorry if i just ruined everyone's fantasies XD)

Nadrysta의 댓글

As it turns out, it involves a gnome warlock.

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//SPOILERS//

I'll post the contents of the book as they are not up yet.

The tiny gnome peered over the railing into the secluded Dalaran courtyard.
"The view from the balcony is amazing, you have to come see!"
Armor legplates creaked as Marcus walked over, taking in a deep breath as he absently scratched his scruffy chin.
"The Hero's Welcome is no slouch. And there's something in the room that might interest you."
Tavi bounded into the room, pausing only a moment before jumping on the massive bed. She turned to gaze at Marcus with her huge saucer-like eyes, narrowing them playfully and replacing her glowing smile with a diabolical grin.

"Interested in some company?" She purred as her hands weaved through a complex summoning ritual, stopping only when she felt the warmth of a new presence behind her.
All color drained from Marcus' face as he struggled to protest. "I... I don't think that's appropriate."
Confused, Tavi turned to see what was wrong. A hideous fel hound stood ready, drooling onto the floor as it stared intently at the half-armored paladin.
"No! No, that's not what I meant." She stammered as she dispelled the hungry demon. "I'm sorry, that's not really my specialization."

Marcus took both her hands in one of his and he reassured her. "It's fine. What is your specialization?"
Her head snapped up, eyes burning with renewed life as shadow energy channeled through her hands into Marcus, dropping him to his knees in agony.
"Affliction, actually."

//SPOILER//

Seems like common Warlock things, involving our favorite hero, the paladin Marcus!

336411의 댓글

The mental image of human paladin, gnome warlock and felhunter will return to me in nightmares. What was imagined once can't be un-imagined. Thanks Blizz!

229502의 댓글

"<The remaining pages have a level 99 requirement to read.>"

Clearly put in to ensure we all buy the 4th expansion.

World of Warcraft
Kael'thas' Revenge

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Marcus really gets around doesn't he?

In the first one he was a warrior wasn't he? Now he's ret?

The ladies seem to love him though.

Loethlin의 댓글

The image of Marcus and Tavi the Gnome Warlock made me think of Bridget the Midget for some reason.

163521의 댓글

I love the reference to dogs watch you have sex. The Felhound...LOL...I love you Blizzard writers.

91169의 댓글

I swear they are getting this stuff from Darknest, its the only explaination for all this cross-species erotica popping up.

87686의 댓글

I'm suprised...There is no "Naughty reader" achievment.

361839의 댓글

The only thing left is that in the next patch appears a new book Marcus - Blood Elf (female)

271047의 댓글

because it seemed to have escaped the people who have posted so far, the joke of her summoning a fel hound and then apologizing and saying "...that's not really my specialization." is that she was going to summon a succubus to join in, which blizzard has definitely joked about before (think concubines in karazhan saying "and then he asked if the imp could join in!"). Because she's affliction spec, she accidentally summoned a fel hound instead of a succubus and doesnt realize it until she turns around.

Loethlin의 댓글

Haha. People already write fanfiction based on these books.

204641의 댓글

O'rly?

That's a mob's version you nittwitt. L2 search in the warlocks spell lists.

293841의 댓글

I'm keeping this for 2 expansions just so that I can find out the end.
Marcus gets lucky alot doesn't he.

edit: Since cataclysm is gonna take us up to lvl 85, Im keeping it for 3-4 expansions.

258919의 댓글

Found this on the AH for 60g. Probably the highest price junk item in the game.

271037의 댓글

"I've recently taken the path of... retribution."
Probably after the WotLK release

126758의 댓글

Curse of Agony? Demonic dogs with claws? Sadoeroticism much?

271275의 댓글

Good ol' Marcus is a paladin. Hope he uses Blessing of Protection.

338600의 댓글

This could be a reference to the TV show also called "Northern Exposure".

Kanfazar의 댓글

He thrust his hand forward, sending a wave of righteous force through her. Eyes rolled back as she wavered for several seconds before regaining consciousness.

...Being stunned by a paladin just suddenly got a lot worse for me.

MadMood의 댓글

Geez... so... let's see.... Marcus+a warrior human(I guess),a rogue(probably night elf), and a lock(gnome).... so what's next? Marcus and a threesome with a Shaman Draenai and a Priest Blood Elf?(Geez I'm really jealous on Marcus)

346654의 댓글

First book in the "series" is the best imo :D

"Their lips met hotly, melting her frost armor spell in a torrent of sweltering vapor."

gotta love that :P

DeathBlood의 댓글

If this is how steamy Northern Exposure gets, I can't wait for Southern Exposure!

Justdiespawn의 댓글

I just really felt bad when this is a erotic-like book, and the comments are 69 at the time when I looked at it.

Ew.

Kansani의 댓글

That Marcus is a Pimp o__o Getting it on with all the ladies~

258282의 댓글

Im waiting for the day warriors train avatar to see Marcus get in on it with Dranaei

hur hur.

258282의 댓글

I wonder if blizzard is implying that affliction sucks

Arcanym의 댓글

<The remaining pages have a level 99 requirement to read.>

Blizzard really does like to end in a cliff hanger.

Deathknight93의 댓글

World of Warcraft: Finding Mankrik's Wife

Barren's chat was merely a setback!

506416의 댓글

Marcus gets around

541007의 댓글

[rofl rofl rofl!11freaking hilarous!50bucks says dat dey do a horde person again and its troll.:P

373092의 댓글

damn, Marcus gets around!

552706의 댓글

Thats it! This book as whats gonna keep me playing until we can get to Level 99!

348059의 댓글

I expected Marcus to use Protection talents, but eh...I guess we can expectt a son or a daughter soon, proudly riding a pony by his father.

435220의 댓글

Is it bad that when I saw,
"The tiny gnome peered over the railing into the secluded Dalaran courtyard."
I thought that Gnomes would finally get something, and got excited?

558310의 댓글

Next part: http://db.mmo-champion.com/i/54291/a-steamy-romance-novel-blue-moon/

552344의 댓글

World of Warcraft: Kael'thas' Revenge

Erectile dysfunction was merely a setback.

TheCreed의 댓글

야한 연애 소설 - 푸른 달

Seems ol' Marcus is into the Draenei now

shalfurn의 댓글

The gnome was trying to summon a succubus for a threesome?

atkrei의 댓글

im lvl 99 but i still cant read it, and wth with marcus? hes dating 3 different ppl? shoulda stayed with the undead 1

566042의 댓글

warlocks and pallys, undead and pallys, mages and pallys, and then in the next 1 (spoiler alert) i do believe shamans and pallys( its a dranei)

566042의 댓글

this is THE end

page 99

Niby the Almighty enters the room with a look of absolute outrage.
"WHAT IS THIS! HOW COULD YOU BRIDGET! RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

The next pages are ripped asunder by the cataclysmic appearance of a giant chicken.

298544의 댓글

Who is going to be the next women Marcus pimps ?
I bet on a Tauren druid.

281586의 댓글

"The Last pages have a lvl 99 Requirement to read" Looooooooooooooooooool

411647의 댓글

Let's see... requires level 99 to read the rest...
we can go up to 85 now. I can't wait till we can go to level 100. ;)

457808의 댓글

kinda makes me hot when I fight a paladin now...

lockbox의 댓글

Kanfazar

...Being stunned by a paladin just suddenly got a lot worse for me.

Just be grateful he thrust his hand and not some other... extremity.

Forsakengirl13의 댓글

As a small side note to those who enjoyed the Steamy Romance Novels, there is a non-lootable continuation of the romance novel spoofing to be found in The Ebon Hold as a starting Death Knight.

The grotesque novel(as it is indeed the most disturbing addition of them all) is Touch of the Banshee, which can be found on one of the bookshelves in front of Prince Keleseth, who seems to be studying it quite intently, lol.

It doesn't star our pimp Marcus, but is entertaining nonetheless and just thought I would share. :)

338102의 댓글

Marcus may have gotten an Affliction DoT after being with this warlock, if you follow what i mean, Blessing of protection may not be as... effective.. hehehehe..

chop360의 댓글

Cataclysm brings "A Steamy Romance Novel: Big Brass Bombs". That brings it to a grand total of five porno mags:)

840267의 댓글

2 more xpacs and we'll be able to finish the book!

ExoticUmbra의 댓글

I wonder if this Tavi has any relation to 인지 참라이트, a barmaid at A Hero's Welcome, who is frequently upstairs.

kuwarudo의 댓글

This is the true reason why Blizzard doesn't want us to reach level 99

Daawnily의 댓글

They totally should put some kind of ester egg in that book when next expansion hits, if it will be 90-100 as presumed.

Sumadin의 댓글

I guess the question on everyones mind, is whether or not something will happen to Item in Warlords of Draenor, when you actually reach level 99.

Snukz의 댓글

Next expansion: Warlords of Draenor

Maximum level: 100

I don't have to say anything more, right?

Khayos의 댓글

~~I can't wait to be able to read the entire thing in the Warlords of Draenor expansion at level 99!~~

Not happening now. :( I hate you blizz

Maruset의 댓글

Wasn't so sure about getting Warlords of Draenor, but for the chance to read the rest of this...

31r1k의 댓글

The new expansion coming out has raised the lvl cap to 100. We are finally able to read at least one of the steamy novels completely.

Whoisthiscook의 댓글

Soon™

Traxus4의 댓글

I will be disappointed if this isn't updated for Warlords of Draenor.

Conser의 댓글

Guess I have to wait till wod to finish this.

Yanu의 댓글

First thing I'm going to do when Warlords of Draenor launches and i get to 99 is message a GM with "I can't read this, can you tell me what's further?":D

ZerOrbit의 댓글

I can't wait to read this book once I reach level 99 in Warlords of Dreanor!

cephadex의 댓글

Marcus is such a cheap slag; he'd gotten with so many different things I'm surprised he said no to the fel hound.

regma의 댓글

<The remaining pages have a level 99 requirement to read.>

Well since we're going to be lvl 100. I guess we might finally read some more of this. (of course I'm guessing that you still cant despite the level "requirement". lol)

Update: Now has a level 999 requirement. Well dang.. Guess we now have to wait a few more expansions to read this. Well played Blizz.

Spectre27의 댓글

*Waiting for WoD intensifies*

LaughingFool의 댓글

As of Patch 6.0.2 the level requirement to read the rest of this book was changed to level 999.

Damn you Blizz!

Moirine의 댓글

....My goodness, that cover! ;) Also, either there is a typo, or it seems to say requires levels 999

MationMac의 댓글

This book now requires level 999 to be read, and here I was all excited...

1034144의 댓글

Proof that Blizzard writers make the best WoW fanfics.
This... is...hilarious!

363932의 댓글

"<The remaining pages have a level 999 requirement to read.>"

But... but... I've been waiting 5 years for this...! D:

1260812의 댓글

Now has a level 999 requirement to read the rest. Thanks blizz.

MysteryQuest의 댓글

I kept this one in my bank to read it for years. 999 is the new 99. Even books level up.

1071051의 댓글

This item is also contained in 회수한 물자가 든 큰 상자
As of patch 6.0.3 the last line now reads that is has a level 999 requirement to read the remaining pages.

Nobbel의 댓글

We made a video bringing the story of Marcus (steamy romance novel) to life! Was a special and fun project to work on, hope it will bring a smile on your face!

https://youtu.be/SBcMrHwqAhA?t=13m30s

xconigmax의 댓글

Here's a list of all the currently available Steamy Romance Novels in order of release:

A Steamy Romance Novel
A Steamy Romance Novel: Forbidden Love
A Steamy Romance Novel: Northern Exposure
A Steamy Romance Novel: Blue Moon
A Steamy Romance Novel: Big Brass Bombs
A Steamy Romance Novel: Hot and Misty
A Steamy Romance Novel: I'm In Love With a Robot
A Steamy Romance Novel: Savage Passions

You're welcome.

Razzeltov의 댓글

I LOVE reading these books. They make me giggle every time!

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